You're gonna go far kid

May 12

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

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May 12
iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.
My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

May 08

ochingelion:

niggakari:

All I do is cry and masturbate

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May 06

frozenwaterparticles:

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

HOLY SHIT THAT TOOK ME A LONG TIME YO GET

May 06

If any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

May 06
mattg124:

Thats some 4th Dimensional shit..

mattg124:

Thats some 4th Dimensional shit..

May 06
so-relatable-blog:

Teen? You should definitely check out this blog!
May 06

trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

May 06

When someone walks away without giving me a hug…

May 06